I wish I smoked so I would always have someone to talk to
I would never worry about small-talk
If I smoked I would get more breaks
I wish I smoked so I would look cool in pictures
like a handsome James Dean
I would have a reason to leave a boring conversation
a reason to stay in a crowd
"Got a light?"
The easiest conversation starter
But doesn't work quite as well
when I don't know which end to use
If I smoked, I wouldn't need any other bad habits
I would be skinny
I would have a place to feel at home at parties
and learn new faces
without talking, or action.
We are the same
The only bad thing is….
I honestly don't like the taste of it
I've tried to fake it
but faking it, doesn't make you a part of the crowd
I'll just have to keep wishing
I wish I smoked