Poetry, Written Words

Today I decided to get a boyfriend

Today I decided to get a boyfriend
So I sat down
found my phone
made popcorn
and downloaded the app

The lovemaking app
My future husband app

As I sit and swipe I think
No
No
No

This was not how I expected
my Friday night to go
Too scared to leave the room
to look them in the eyes

So I swipe
Architect
Yes
Guitar
Yes
Long hair
Yes

Will I ever learn
My type is terrible
The worst
No wonder you’ll never find the one
When you keep choosing the wrong one
The easy one

I want to find the King of my heart
My muse
my new someone
not the new you

So i swipe
I buy wine
and swipe
till there are no more men

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